From mailer.acns.fsu.edu!usenet.ufl.edu!clas.ufl.edu!usenet.cis.ufl.edu!caen!burs20.ccs.itd.umich.edu!Buck Fri Oct 14 13:21:02 1994 Path: mailer.acns.fsu.edu!usenet.ufl.edu!clas.ufl.edu!usenet.cis.ufl.edu!caen!burs20.ccs.itd.umich.edu!Buck From: Buck Satan Newsgroups: alt.music.nin Subject: New BFPT Bootleg! Date: 8 Oct 1994 05:52:07 GMT Organization: 1000 Homo DJs Lines: 176 Distribution: world Message-ID: <375c27$7k7@srvr1.engin.umich.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: burs20.ccs.itd.umich.edu X-Newsreader: Nuntius Version 1.2 X-XXMessage-ID: X-XXDate: Sat, 8 Oct 1994 05:52:57 GMT Well, I can honestly say I never expected to run across THIS. . . I bought it from an old man in a little underground Curiosity Shop. He told me not to get it wet or feed it after midnight, but he says that about everything. I think the guy's a little nuts. . . Anyway, he took out this cardboard box that was full of various sexual aids and a rubber mouse that said "Fuckchop" on it. Also inside was an old and well worn enema bag with the letters "bfpt" stained on the side with the blood from the mohawk kid's penis/bobbit. Inside the enema bag was my prize: an LP of sorts that held unreleased studio tracks from the early days of BFPT. . . I'm sure I got the only album in existence because it was sewn together from the foreskins of finck, lohner, vrenna, and (of course!) reznor, plus a little scrap from chris vrenna's head left over from the backstage surgery following the mike stand thing. I've found that I have to massage the album a little to make it swell up to the proper size to fit the Digital Human Skin player* that I got from that Technology Tent they had at Woodstock 94, but once I've got my bootleg excited I just add a little lubricant and slide it into the simulated vaginal opening on my Skin Player and the player does the rest. I needed an anal opening and some KY for the b-sides though. . . * note: this is not the same as a Human Skin Digital player--that operates exclusively on fingers and extremeties Well, without further delay (or wasted bandwidth) here ya go: Dildos & Reflexes (SD + G) Belew Moon Records 1. Down On It 44:35 2. Sodomized 25:44 3. Kinda I Sorta Thought At One Time That I Might Have Wanted To But I Just Can't Seem To Get It Right 136:43 4. Twist (Perversion) 34:47 5. Down On It (Big Hole Mix) 40:08 6. Sucked (Live) 35:25 7. Sauerkraut (Original) 16:29 8. Down On It (Demo) 84:01 9. Head (Perversion) Flood Me Mix 35:50 10. In (Blown Condom Edit) 23:33 11. Head For My Hole (Ho-Mo Mix) 58:24 12. Squish (It's Not In Edit) 23:59 13. Sucked (Demo) 33:49 14. Down On It (Foreskin Mix) 72:55 ------ 666:31 Tracks 1-4 are NOT the same as the versions on PUREST FILLING Track 7 was later produced by the group A Couple Homophobic Studio Engineers** Tracks 8 and 13 are instructional videos set to music Track 13 was recorded with "pudface," a collaberation of BFPT fans that follows Trent around and try to have sex with him. You can usually spot members of pudface by their distinctive "Fist Me" shirts. . . **You may remember that this group once made a derogatory comment about gays leading reznor to hide homosexual pornography all over the studio I noticed when hooking the spare butt plug from my Skin Player to my monitor that this boot is actually in SD + G (skin disc + graphics) format and most of the tracks included video footage of sorts. Also, I think the label has something to do with adrian belew. As you all know, belew did some guitar demos for trent in his home while he was working on the new album for his side project nine inch nails, the downward spiral. What those interviews don't tell you is that trent actually invited adrian over in an effort to try to get him into bed because he is, in fact, fascinated more by mr. belew's ass than his guitar work. At several points in track 2, for example, the video showed trent poking adrian in the butt with a salami when the latter wasn't looking and then blaming it on chris vrenna who subsequently got the shit beat out of him by belew and a mike stand. Also, I think the song features samples recorded by the DAT mike (it was in the salami) that trent eventually worked up adrian's ass while he was beating the shit out of podboy. . . Here's kinda a run-through on the tracks: 1. an early version of that old classic BFPT tune we know so well. It's pretty standard. The film is of trent as a kid experimenting with objects around his home while his parents are gone. I thought the stapler was a bit extreme though. . . 2. this was more or less mentioned above. Again, I think this song has been discussed before, though due to the nature of the film I think the lyrics are sorta dedicated to adrian. This is pretty different from the final recorded version: new samples and more of that "slapping" sound that trent recorded by hooking a DAT mike to his scrotum while doing podboy dog style. 3. I don't know why this is on here to be honest. It's just over two hours of studio recordings of the well-known PHM song that gave trent so many problems. It's sorta a collage of different attempts at the song linked together with trent getting pissed and throwing things at chris vrenna. The video is made up of footage from monty python's search for the holy grail when sir lancelot keeps running up the swamp castle over and over again. . . 4. This is a different version of the song "kingfinger" (which is of course about a guy trent picked up on at a bar who had very large hands and spent all night fingering mr. reznor's rear end). The lyrics have been modified and the chorus now repeats "twist twist twist" to describe a kinkier sex act. The hamburger helper glove starred in this video. . . 5. A very nice remix of down on it. You can hear trent in the background bragging about all of the objects he could fit in his rectum. The video looked basically the same, but I think this part of my SD kept getting a blood clot from the vrenna-head-scrap caught in the Skin Player so the video was poor quality at times. There did appear to be internal footage of our hero for a point though as he apparently grabbed the camera and began inserting it into his ass. 6. This was recorded live as trent swallowed a micro camera and finck proceeded to suck it out of him. I think this is where trent got the idea for the pinion video. The film is similar in fashion, with trent swallowing the cam and it running throughout his insides. Then at the end, robin, tied in chains, sucks the camera out as trent orgasms and semen dribbles from the corners of his mouth. 7. "Sauerkraut" was written about how one time trent came on a pile of cabbage and left it to ferment in his fridge for a while before sneaking it into steve gottlieb's lunch. This song had to be re-recorded later by ACSSE because trent kept giggling throughout it and couldn't make it all the way through the song. The video just shows the aforementioned cabbage as trent cums on it and sticks it in the fridge. The camera is in the fridge with the treated cabbage and the light goes out as the door closes. Most of the film after this is just black (no video?) but at a couple points trent opens the fridge door and you see him start laughing. One time he just loses it and starts rolling around on the floor. He comes back a couple times to show his friends and you see about 10 faces peering into the fridge and pointing. The outro is steve gottlieb in his office eating the "sauerkraut" while trent and a scaffold-full of onlookers pose as window washers and peek through his office window. . . 8. This is basically a video about how to have anal sex and features trent and the band in a number of weird positions while a rough version of "down on it" plays in the background. It appears to have been designed for educational purposes, as several times during the film a "pop quiz" shows up and asks a multiple choice question about the topics in the film, kinda like those old movies most of us saw about CPR and the heimlich maneuver and stuff. . . 9. A slightly shorter version of "head for my hole" where trent sounds even hornier than usual. The video is selected footage from the regular "hfmh" vid, but makes lots of use of the scene where trent puts on the "puppy dog eyes" and points at his butt. . . 10. An altered version from the original "in" where trent fucks robin, but this time his rubber blows and he panics and pulls out too quick, causing finck to howl in pain. As usual, trent blames vrenna and podboy gets the shit beat out of him. . . 11. A really tripped out version of "hfmh" with whispering. There's no video to this. Instead, the footage is taken up by old "bullwinkle" re-runs. At the end, trent whispers "you know, you know what you want. . ." 12. This is just a shorter version of "squish." Like before, it shows the band members taking turns trying to sit on reznor's erect penis but none of them can get it in. Instead, they all just squish it and trent gets pissed and mutters something about "i want to, but i can't get ass." 13. This is another instructional video like track 8. The quizes are a little easier on this one though. . . 14. The last track is just a remix with trent fantasizing about doing it with someone who is uncircumsized. All in all, I'd say the piece is a good listen. Let me know if anyone has an audio/video cable compatible with a Sony SD-69 Digital Human Skin player and I'll try to make dubs. For audio only I'll need 8 90min tapes ($80) and for video I'll need 6 120min tapes ($120). Buck Satan.