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From: sroston@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Susan Roston)
Newsgroups: alt.music.nin
Subject: BFPT 1/2" disc discovered on release of MOTP Barnburner Remixes
Date: 8 Sep 1994 03:25:35 GMT
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL
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I found that when I jiggled my iron box which the MOTP Barnburner remixes came
in, it made a noise. so, thinking it was obviously a picture of trent
copulating with a newt or ten, I got out my welding gear(union approved) and
started burning away.
I was indeed happier to find instead of a picture, a 1/2" disc in a cardboard
sleeve which had a picutre of a penis with a fiery background, although I
think it may have been a picture of trent wiping his ass and made weird
looking.
anyway, trent was a landscaper before his days in BFPT. this all goes back to
the guy he worked for whose daughter he was screwing. the boss got angry and
came after trent-areeno with trent' own hedge clippers and cut off his
crunker.
so, this is a song inspired by all of that
Mow
there's too much grass up on this field
tonight
no sign of landscaping
anywhere in sight
all that was mowed has grown unkempt
once this grass was straight
now it is bent
don't want the turf you try to sell
this gras will do rather well

how does it feel??
mow mow mow
how does it feel??
mow mow mow

this grass is sweetend by the sun
not like that turf you try to run
I bow my head to inspect
this turf's growing I can't direct
runs all around and doesn't grow
pull up the rug, no soil below
I'll mow your lawn I'll trim your trees
I'm johnny deere on ecstasy

how does it feel??
mow mow mow
how does it feel?? 
mow mow mow

a thousand roots
a thousand seeds
a thousand trunks
a thousand trees
a thousand ways to cut it through
I want to mow your lawn for you


--mike roston--the once and future ending--