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From: jherrick@ub.d.umn.edu (james herrick)
Newsgroups: alt.music.nin
Subject: BFPT releases
Date: 5 Oct 1994 14:20:36 GMT
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Hi all.  This is my first post to a newsgroup, but I've been reading for 
a couple of months now.  I just couldn't resist posting about the new 
BFPT releses that I just discovered at my local music store.  As we all 
know, Trent produced the soundtrack for that new Oliver Stone movie, and 
the soundtrack is now out.  Yes, Natural Born Buttfuckers, the soundtrack 
is available.  I have managed to get a partial track listing and it has:
earn- a cover of a song originally by "The Rich Upper-Class White Fuckheads"
lardboy- This song was done by a band called "Fork"
something i don't really want
a really really really warm place
sex is lots-o-fun- has exerpts of "O.J. just admit it"

Sounds pretty good, but I decided to get the other new one.  Maybe 
someone could help me out on this.  I was looking in the Bootleg section 
of the store and found BFPT 42 "Spam Bootlegged single"  Now, does anyone 
know if this is a bootleg?  I don't know if it is or isn't.  Well, it's 
got 3 versions of "Spam"  and a cover of "Get Down Make Bread"  The 3 
Spam songs are: "Spam Light, Spam Salt-free and Spam Dub".  Here are the 
lyrics as far as I can make them out.
Get Down Make Bread:
"How old were you when you first baked a loaf of bread?  Next how did it 
taste?  Next how did it feel?  Was it soft, hard, overdone, underdone?  
How much did you eat?  What did you put on it? That is what I want to 
know.  Now, tell me now now all of it now tell me YES!"

Get Down Make Bread (x4)
Flour and water
it needs some heat.
You say you hungry
Can't wait to eat.
You eat my food,
I break your head.
Make lunch
I need some bread.
Everybody
Get Down Make Bread (x4)
Every time I want lunch
You've sucked it all down (x2)
Tainted meat
Is lunch too much?
Every time I want to get down
get down
get down make bread.
I can see
that you've robbed me
I can't taste
what you took from me
Come on baby please
give it to me
Well I make bread I make bread I make bread I make bread.  etc...

Spam:
You give me the pork stuff
You give me the goo
I gave you the blue tin
and it looked like doo-doo

did you think that I would recognise
this stuff before my eyes
are you too stupid to realize?
Stale meat, old mold and slime slime slime
It comes dowm to this
cow lips
fingertips
and the stuff that looks like fish skin
within the tin
goddamn
I'll call it SPAM

I'll put in the fingers
I'll put in the lips
add a little head cheese
and some nasty bits
It's just a little can of nasty shit
it smells a bit
I should probably bury it in a pit
stale meat, old mold and slime slime slime

It smells like wet feet
don't eat
that meat
try steak instead
it's red
and dead
goddamn
that stuff called spam.

So, what did you people think?
BTW this is about the 3rd time i've tried to post.  It doesn't seem to 
show up.  If it ends up on here twice, all apologies to whoever was 
offended or pissed off or whatever.
James 
-warping minds for generations to come 
"Steven Tyler, of all people, once said:
'If men bled, would tampons be free?'"
-Lard
"Mate, Spawn, and Die"





