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From: grieves@Primenet.Com (Steve Calderon)
Subject: New BFPT release: March of the Wigs
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Date: Thu, 8 Sep 1994 16:34:31 GMT
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Imagine my shock when I found the only available disc of this shoved 
behind some Amy Grant CD's at the local K-Mart! Anyway, I thought I'd share.

March of the Wigs

Dress right up! Pull...your...
fishnets up to your knees!
Please! Tease! (You're hair looks like shit)
I wanna style it up. I wanna french braid it. I think it looks like shit.
I think I'll just wear it down.
Don't like to color it. Don't like to curl it. Don't like to shampoo it.
I think I'll just wear it down.
All the wigs are all lined up. 
You just choose which one you want.
Take the hair and pull it back.
Now doesn't it make you look better?
Shove your hair inside. Surprise! Guys
It looks natural and neat.
Spray, style, color the longer parts.
I wanna spray it up. I wanna cut it off. I wanna curl it up.
I want to just wear it down.
And don't your forget. I'm not just the president. I'm also a cli-ent.
I want to just wear it down.
Now doesn't that make you look better?
Your wig is on tonight. 
And you can relax knowing,
that it fits you just right.

Ah...poetry...
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