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From: davematt@garnet.msen.com (Dave Matteson)
Newsgroups: alt.music.nin
Subject: bfpt 94 octane ; led nails
Date: 4 Oct 1994 19:34:37 GMT
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oh my, oh my...just was watching empty-v and heard kurdt loader say 'nine
inch nails will..' and started paying attention.  appearantly, mr.
reznobopper is going to be teaming up with jimmy pagemaker and robertina
plantlife to make a special empty-v cd entitled 'led nails',..wow, awesome
title.

appearantly, trent was watching the special 'old-aged' special on mtv with
mr. pagemaker and mr. plantlife and got so excited he stuck a small 9"
model zeppelin in his ear!  this hitting his brain gave him the idea for
the album.  mr. pagemaker had this to say ;

'look i hate the bloody freak as much as the bloody rest of you, but
reznor is willing to pay well.  you think kids for sacrficing are cheap? 
the occult is not a hobby for those with small paychecks.'

and reboot plantlife said ;

'shit, i just gotta bloodywell face it...i spent all the money that came
in on booze and cocaine.  i need the money.'

so there you have it.  mr. reznor was busy working with tori amos (of
'amos' famouse cookies') on a special cookie with a nine inch nail in it! 
wow,... so he couldn't comment.  the set list is rumored as ;

1. pinioned and confused
2. happiness in communication
3. big man with a moby dick
4. terrible ply
5. i gotta quit erasing you babe
6. help me i'm on a stairway to hell
7. no poofkas

all but tracks 3 and 4 are covers of some ed asprin classics.  3 and 4 are
previously unreleased tracks (however sources say if you take fixed and
rip it apart then re-arrange the pieces in the shape of the cross it says
'you are a fucking dolt, what's wrong with you??' which is what posters on
alt.music.nin believe to be the lyrics of 'terrible ply' -- a song trent
wrote after going to the hardware store to buy some ply-wood for his
bathroom (he broke it whilst doing naughty things with the plunger..)
however the ply-wood was faulty and it really made him mad when he got a
splinter.  he proceeded to go back to the hardware store and shove the
plywood up the manager's nose.)

well that's what kurdt loader said anyway.  watch for it...
...dave


