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From: sroston@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Susan Roston)
Newsgroups: alt.music.nin
Subject: BFPT- The Bork Bork Borken Movie
Date: 15 Sep 1994 03:38:45 GMT
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well, after a long couple of months travelling the mountains of iceland, a
safari through kenya, and a spiritual experience with maori in new zealand, I
figured out where the x marks the spot on my BFPT treasure hunt map(included
long ago in the ever infamous Down On It release) lead to. My back yard. no
shit. and hidden there was something Maise had buried in my back yard. No, not
ricahrd patrick's corpse. you sickos. you see maise likes my dog(no yeh, not
my mother nor your sister), and kept on uh, coming back, heheheh

so, buried in this hole I dug up was a video tape. No special format, jst
good old VHS, EP at that. and well, I feasted my eyes with the Bork Bork
Borken Movie.
trent at some point in his life became obsessed with the muppet show. beyond
the muppet show, the swedish chef. so, he tied some poor boy down in a chair
and made him watch the swedish chef segments of the muppet show and a few
other tasty bits. 
some entertaining bits were during the video for "My peas are yellow," when
the chef made a donut by tossing a roll into the air and shooting a hole
through it. heh, trent did the same to the poor boy, although he through too
high and the poor boy got stuck to the track lighting(cuz according to Steel
Magnolias, only gay men have track lighting). so trent brained him with a
small mouthed bass. no definitely large, trent likes to fish with big tools.
later on, when someone pulls beakers mouth over his nose, the poor boy had a
horrifying experience(as if trent in a leisure suit wasn't bad enough).
he got brained with trent's ego!! ugh!! agghh!! trent plays the clip over and
over and over and then rubs his head(heh) and smacks him over the head with
it. or I think he does. after the video for track 4 on Down On it, trent
smiles and the boy lollshis head lazily promising to buy all the singles six
times. silly boy.

anyone else see this?? more details??

--mike roston--the once and future ending--